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Post by feather on Jun 21, 2020 21:41:21 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jun 22, 2020 1:55:15 GMT
S Sorry but I printed that out and there are 39 to burn your tongue on.
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Post by Rustaholic on Jun 22, 2020 1:57:39 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jun 22, 2020 1:58:28 GMT
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Post by feather on Jun 22, 2020 2:33:07 GMT
S Sorry but I printed that out and there are 39 to burn your tongue on. lol, I have noted this egregious error. Do you remember the first time you ate the pizza rolls? I'm pretty sure we were each allowed to burn our mouths twice, the rest were for mom and dad. Molten tomato sauce.
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Post by stickinthemud on Jun 22, 2020 16:13:54 GMT
Maybe they figured that in the time it took to eat 38 pizza rolls, the last one would have cooled enough it wouldn't burn?
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Post by feather on Jun 22, 2020 16:32:18 GMT
Maybe they figured that in the time it took to eat 38 pizza rolls, the last one would have cooled enough it wouldn't burn? I thought maybe that, too. But with 6 people surrounding one pan, you'd be lucky to get one that is cooled off. Ichabod says hi to you.
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Post by feather on Jun 24, 2020 14:39:51 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 3, 2020 12:36:37 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 3, 2020 12:37:33 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 6, 2020 14:23:05 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 7, 2020 2:50:07 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 10, 2020 13:27:07 GMT
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt whenever she touched it. "Impossible!” says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?" "Well no," she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so" the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 10, 2020 15:22:08 GMT
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand Him another bunch again , he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth," she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The little old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them!"
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Post by Melissa on Jul 10, 2020 18:02:04 GMT
True story!
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 11, 2020 14:06:51 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 11, 2020 14:07:48 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 11, 2020 15:11:29 GMT
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through, she leaned over and whispered to her husband, 'I just let out a long silent fart. What do you think I should do?' He replied, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
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Post by Melissa on Jul 11, 2020 15:58:03 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 12, 2020 1:56:55 GMT
*I do sort my laundry- but I know people who don't!!!
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 14, 2020 12:50:01 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 14, 2020 12:50:47 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 15, 2020 2:43:15 GMT
To continue the cat theme...
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Post by snoozy on Jul 15, 2020 18:52:36 GMT
Dear Diary 2020 Edition,
In ❄️ January, 🔥 Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran 🇮🇷 . We might actually still be almost at war with them 🤔. I don’t know, because 👩 Jen Aniston and 👨🏻 Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards 🏆 show and everyone flipped the crap out 😲, but then there was this thing happening in 🦇 🇨🇳 China, then 👑 Prince Harry and Megan ✌🏼 peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial 👩⚖️ , and then corona virus 🦠 showed up in the US ✔️“officially,” but then 🏀 Kobe died 😭and UK 🇬🇧 peaced out of the European Union. In February, 🌽 Iowa crapped 💩 itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the 👩🏼💼Speaker of the House took ten. Whole. years. to rip up a speech , but then The👨🔬 🌎WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused 🤔some really important people 👔 in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty👨🏻⚖️, and 🇺🇸 Americans started asking if Corona beer 🍺 was safe to drink🤦🏻♀️, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor 👨⚕️ who just knew the 🤒flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18. In March, stuff hit the fan👿. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust 💥, but then Italy 🇮🇹 shut its whole country down 🚷, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a 😱pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency 🆘was declared in US 🇺🇸 , but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu 💁🏻♀️, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? 💡 I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks👨🏻, get y’all to close all of the schools so y’all can 🙏🏼 appreciate teachers 👩🏫 for once (because you can’t teach them anything other than how to use a touch screen🤦🏻♀️ ) close down all of salons so you can’t get your 💇♂️ hair or your nails done💅 , everyone had to work from home and attend Zoom meetings in their underwear. The 📉 DOW took a crap 💩 on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing 🤔 (I still don’t), We were then all introduced to 🐅 Tiger King and the ONE thing we can all agree on this year , 👍🏼Carol totally killed her husband⚰️ ..... whacked him! And then Netflix was like You’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross and were all searching for lotion now. In 🌧 April, Bernie finally busted✌🏼 himself out of the presidential race 🏃 , but then NYC 🗽became the set of The Walking Dead 💀 and we learned that no one has face masks 😷, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID , and by now our 🦁outgrowth is showing, so there’s a shortage on 📦 box hair dye and all of our hair dressers are like , 😱 NO DONT DO IT!!! But, then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life … or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released 🎥 videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April…. In 💐 May, the biblical end times kicked off , historical locust swarms, we learned of murder hornets 🐝 and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games🙈 however people forgot to let us know. people legit started to protest lockdown measures with 🔫 AR-15s, 🏀⚾️sports events were cancelled everywhere. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were 🗣protests in every city🌃 ,which was confusing to some of us because people were definitely gathering in 👫crowds of more than 🖐🏼🤚🏼10 and for sure closer than 6 foot away ⬅️➡️from each other . Those people must have forgotten about the 😖pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media 📺 🗞 struggled with how to 🤬focus on two important things at once, people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing. A dead whale 🐋 was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest 🌳 after monkeys 🐒 stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab 🔬 and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid ☄️ narrowly missed the Earth🌍. In ☀️ June, common sense just got thrown 🤾🏼 straight out the window and somehow 😷 wearing masks became a 🏛political thing, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, then 👨🔬scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like 🙅🏽♂️🙅🏻♀️🚧DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind 💨 was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange 🛰radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe 🌌 that repeats itself every so many days 🗓 , and everyone was like 👽 DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT‼️🚫 but then America reopened 🙌🏼from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly .... not that great 👎🏼. All of the Karen’s came out at once, and people started tearing down 🔨 statues. Everyone is on Facebook arguing 🤼♀️ about masks 👃🏼, but then Florida 🏖 was like hold my beer 🍺 and let me show you how we’re number one 🥇 in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Coronavirus. Then we learned there was a massive dust cloud ☁️ coming straight at us 📍from the Sahara Desert 🐫 , which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the 👻 ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. We then 📚 learned of meth-gators 🐊 , and I'm like that is so not on my flipping 2020 Bingo card 😡 can we use it as the free space?? 🤷🏻 Then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola 🚨 outbreak is over 😓, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worse ever? 👀 ....... and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES! 🐍, seriously! FLYING SNAKES!!!! So here comes July…. at this point we are over it , just tell us what’s next .... 👽 Aliens? 🔱Zeus? ☄️ Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? Can it just be something cool 😎 or fun for once? Maybe even a good laugh , like hahaha 😂 April Fools! We all actually wouldn’t mind that joke at this point.
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Post by Melissa on Jul 16, 2020 2:33:16 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 16, 2020 12:38:31 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 16, 2020 12:39:12 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 17, 2020 1:32:41 GMT
Social Distancing Playlist
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Post by Melissa on Jul 17, 2020 1:36:47 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 17, 2020 1:52:15 GMT
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