Fail, the craft fail, we failed...it's so embarrassing
Dec 23, 2015 0:55:18 GMT
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Post by feather on Dec 23, 2015 0:55:18 GMT
DH and I decided to do a craft.
We are epic failures.
Cut up wood and make some snowman parts, paint them.
So we do.
After we are done, we have carrot noses (orange), buttons (pink, yellow, green, blue with black or white 'thread'), eyes (white with black middles), mouths (red).
We decide once finished that, perhaps the paint (acrylic) may or may not be insoluble. We started to test it. We put some painted snowman parts in a little water. What is the worst that could happen? The parts of the snowman are placed on the snowman and the snow (water) dissolves....what can happen, really? Don't ask.
Well, the red paint from the mouths can dissolve, we tested it a little..which means it looks like paint running off the mouth, like BLOOD. So any little kids we give them to, will have a snowman that has blood running down it's face and body!!!!!!
We decided this is probably bad (in a good neighborhood) while it may be more appropriate in a bad neighborhood.
We are a failure at crafts. I tell this story, this true story, so none of you suffer the same ignorant result. It's embarrassing. Crafts can be embarrassing if not done right. Only smart people can do crafts. I don't feel smart today.
We are epic failures.
Cut up wood and make some snowman parts, paint them.
So we do.
After we are done, we have carrot noses (orange), buttons (pink, yellow, green, blue with black or white 'thread'), eyes (white with black middles), mouths (red).
We decide once finished that, perhaps the paint (acrylic) may or may not be insoluble. We started to test it. We put some painted snowman parts in a little water. What is the worst that could happen? The parts of the snowman are placed on the snowman and the snow (water) dissolves....what can happen, really? Don't ask.
Well, the red paint from the mouths can dissolve, we tested it a little..which means it looks like paint running off the mouth, like BLOOD. So any little kids we give them to, will have a snowman that has blood running down it's face and body!!!!!!
We decided this is probably bad (in a good neighborhood) while it may be more appropriate in a bad neighborhood.
We are a failure at crafts. I tell this story, this true story, so none of you suffer the same ignorant result. It's embarrassing. Crafts can be embarrassing if not done right. Only smart people can do crafts. I don't feel smart today.
But like the others said, we've all had oopsies, just paint over it and move on, lol! No one will ever know, if you don't tell them...my little secret, ha!
