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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 29, 2020 2:16:06 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 29, 2020 2:16:48 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 29, 2020 2:17:39 GMT
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Post by snoozy on Mar 29, 2020 14:56:32 GMT
Heard a Dr. on TV say to have inner peace we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, So I finished off a bottle of scotch, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.
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Post by Tim Horton on Mar 29, 2020 18:49:46 GMT
A long line of seniors waiting for the grocery store to open for senior time.. A young man repeatedly tried to budge the line, and was soundly repelled with canes and harsh language. He finely announced.. If you don't let me in, the store will never open.. I'm the manager...
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Post by snoozy on Mar 30, 2020 2:04:22 GMT
Smiling Is Infectious by Spike Milligan
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him. I thought about that smile, then I realized its worth. A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth. So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected. Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
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Post by feather on Mar 30, 2020 2:05:26 GMT
If you believe this, who is the joke on? I grow tomatoes and lots of 'em.
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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 30, 2020 3:55:10 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 30, 2020 3:56:18 GMT
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Post by Mari-in-IN on Mar 30, 2020 9:58:50 GMT
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Post by Mari-in-IN on Mar 30, 2020 10:03:56 GMT
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Post by Mari-in-IN on Mar 30, 2020 10:46:46 GMT
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Post by LauraD on Mar 30, 2020 12:56:18 GMT
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Post by feather on Mar 30, 2020 16:19:02 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 31, 2020 3:36:05 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 31, 2020 3:36:54 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Mar 31, 2020 3:37:35 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 1, 2020 3:09:58 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 1, 2020 3:10:55 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 2, 2020 4:12:00 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 2, 2020 4:13:40 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 3, 2020 3:22:27 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 3, 2020 3:23:23 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 3, 2020 3:24:30 GMT
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Post by LauraD on Apr 3, 2020 12:25:06 GMT
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Post by feather on Apr 4, 2020 1:23:52 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 4, 2020 3:52:30 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 4, 2020 3:53:37 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 4, 2020 3:54:26 GMT
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Post by feather on Apr 4, 2020 20:47:48 GMT
Anyone else getting mileage of 30 days per gallon on their car?
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