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Post by feather on Apr 18, 2020 21:54:13 GMT
Wait one minute, I think I know this person. MeandTK , ......is this you?
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Post by MeandTK on Apr 18, 2020 23:53:07 GMT
Wait one minute, I think I know this person. MeandTK , ......is this you? 😳😂🤣🤪😎 yep, that be me!
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Post by feather on Apr 18, 2020 23:58:26 GMT
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Post by roadking on Apr 19, 2020 0:48:41 GMT
Posted elsewhere...
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes...she hugged me.
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Post by feather on Apr 19, 2020 0:51:40 GMT
Roadking, lol, she loves you.
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 19, 2020 1:38:05 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 19, 2020 1:38:57 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 20, 2020 1:00:57 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 20, 2020 1:01:48 GMT
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Post by feather on Apr 20, 2020 1:18:12 GMT
In case anyone was confused... The Rules: 1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. 2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well. 3. Stores are closed, except those that are open. 4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick. 5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster. 6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help. 7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT. 8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes. 9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects. 10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there… 11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. Oh, my God. 12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, but no… 13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old). 14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication. 15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy. 16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Pizza too? 17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview starts with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…" 18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver. 19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof. 20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance. 21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily. 22. The virus stays in the air - well no, or yes, maybe, especially in a closed room, in one hour a sick person can infect ten, so if it falls, all our children were already infected at school before it was closed. But remember, if you stay at the recommended social distance, however in certain circumstances you should maintain a greater distance, which, studies show, the virus can travel further, maybe. 23. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we have only tested so far those who were "almost dead" to find out if that's what they will die of… 24. We have no treatment, except that there may be one that apparently is not dangerous unless you take too much (which is the case with all medications). Orange man bad. 25. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, so when it circulates… but we must no longer be locked up for that?
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Post by LauraD on Apr 20, 2020 13:41:23 GMT
I think that about nails it, feather!
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Post by feather on Apr 20, 2020 13:57:28 GMT
I think that about nails it, feather ! So that fulfills our need to read journalism for the day, now we can go on with our regularly scheduled non-panic mode.
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Post by Ozarks Tom on Apr 20, 2020 15:57:59 GMT
feather, You forgot: You can be arrested for walking alone on a beach, and then "citizen's arrest" the cop for not social distancing. It only seems fair.
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Post by feather on Apr 20, 2020 16:07:25 GMT
feather , You forgot: You can be arrested for walking alone on a beach, and then "citizen's arrest" the cop for not social distancing. It only seems fair. What a great idea! It does seem fair. I didn't write that article, I stole it from the internet, but truth be told, that is how bizarre the information we are getting in the news seems.
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 21, 2020 3:16:14 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 21, 2020 3:16:56 GMT
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Post by feather on Apr 21, 2020 13:19:49 GMT
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Post by feather on Apr 21, 2020 13:20:34 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 22, 2020 5:04:09 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 22, 2020 5:05:51 GMT
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Post by LauraD on Apr 22, 2020 12:33:13 GMT
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Post by LauraD on Apr 22, 2020 12:33:53 GMT
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Post by LauraD on Apr 22, 2020 12:34:13 GMT
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Post by feather on Apr 22, 2020 18:18:55 GMT
Mr feather knows this.
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Post by feather on Apr 22, 2020 19:08:51 GMT
Now don't waste your time watching videos, but Christians, see this video if you want to 'sweat out your sins', yes, sweat them out. It's not actually IN the bible, to sweat them out, but it will do in a pinch, or a pandemic.
Also notice how precise he is in measuring things. Note the map of wisconsin shown on the back of his hand. Note the cheese, ya gotta have cheese. Notice his important relative for medical information from an expert. And it somehow satisfies me with manitowoc in the ongoing contemplation of oshkosh/moskow debacle.
From the 30's group, my son came upstairs and I described the video, he says, he is subscribed to this guy, yes I'm behind the times, he already knew about it. Boomers are behind the times, apparently. I mean it's good to notice things but then you get shut down with 'isn't this amazing'.
And don't forget to notice the real quality to the video, having the right sanitized equipment is important and in order to mitigate the worchestershire overage, just use more vodka.
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Post by feather on Apr 22, 2020 22:20:11 GMT
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Post by feather on Apr 23, 2020 1:09:27 GMT
Tallpines, yeah I heard him say that, gotta keeper movin'....what is he talking about? His bowels, what is he keeping movin'? I mean, I'm not against keeping your bowels moving but what is he talking about or is it just his way to say, I'm going to keep talking? I just am not clear on that. You betcha-yes, Palin.
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Post by feather on Apr 23, 2020 1:32:01 GMT
Just one of his lines ..... in every video he puts out. It means don’t stall; don’t dilly-dally; don’t hold up the show ; don’t block the road ....... keep ‘er movin’ ! mr feather and I watched a few of his videos and I'm still drying my eyes from laughing so hard I was crying.
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 23, 2020 4:13:04 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Apr 23, 2020 4:14:14 GMT
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