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Post by Rustaholic on May 2, 2020 2:24:03 GMT
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Post by feather on May 3, 2020 17:37:22 GMT
Kids are so creative.
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Post by snoozy on May 3, 2020 18:10:46 GMT
That's hideous 😕
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Post by feather on May 3, 2020 18:24:58 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 4, 2020 5:31:24 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 4, 2020 5:32:16 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 5, 2020 4:01:58 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 5, 2020 4:02:46 GMT
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Post by feather on May 5, 2020 18:19:55 GMT
Rust, I really liked the collander one.
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Post by Rustaholic on May 5, 2020 19:59:22 GMT
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they shouldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face! One day, he was alone with his wife and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said "dear, I just want thank you for everything you did for me. How can I repay you?" My darling, she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on your cheek.
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Post by feather on May 5, 2020 23:51:14 GMT
Tallpines, lol I've been hearing reports that ticks are out already.
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Post by Rustaholic on May 6, 2020 1:01:35 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 6, 2020 1:02:21 GMT
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Post by feather on May 6, 2020 1:45:01 GMT
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Post by snoozy on May 6, 2020 21:58:34 GMT
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Post by feather on May 6, 2020 22:04:19 GMT
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Post by grannyg on May 7, 2020 2:30:11 GMT
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?😂 DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is. Joe Biden: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest. SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves. HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. KING DAVID: O Lord, why dost the chicken cross the road? And why art the chicken hawks beset around it? Surely in vain the road is crossed in the sight of any predator. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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Post by feather on May 7, 2020 2:33:52 GMT
grannyg, funny funny. Especially Bill Gates and the eChicken.
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Post by feather on May 7, 2020 23:15:41 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 8, 2020 0:05:25 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 8, 2020 0:06:21 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 8, 2020 0:07:54 GMT
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Post by feather on May 8, 2020 1:15:18 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 9, 2020 1:35:52 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on May 9, 2020 1:36:56 GMT
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Post by Ozarks Tom on May 9, 2020 19:24:59 GMT
grannyg, You missed the real reason the chicken crossed the road - to prove to the armadillo it could be done. Southerners understand.
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Post by feather on May 9, 2020 20:10:38 GMT
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Post by manygoatsnmore on May 9, 2020 22:08:05 GMT
Omgoodness, that was funny. I sent it to Mrs TL, my neighbor friend.
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Post by manygoatsnmore on May 9, 2020 22:09:30 GMT
grannyg, You missed the real reason the chicken crossed the road - to prove to the armadillo it could be done. Southerners understand. Around here, we say it's to show the possum it could be done! 😂
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Post by Rustaholic on May 10, 2020 1:33:18 GMT
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