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Post by Tallpines on Jul 17, 2020 15:07:24 GMT
BOOK HANGOVER (BOOK. HANG-OH-VER) Noun
The struggle of trying to connect with reality after finishing a really amazing book!
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 17, 2020 15:23:45 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 17, 2020 15:24:56 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 18, 2020 21:44:59 GMT
We have a cat that does this
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 18, 2020 21:46:34 GMT
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Post by susannah on Jul 18, 2020 22:18:09 GMT
BOOK HANGOVER (BOOK. HANG-OH-VER) Noun The struggle of trying to connect with reality after finishing a really amazing book! I have SO been there!
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 19, 2020 23:27:01 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 19, 2020 23:28:00 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 21, 2020 18:22:12 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 21, 2020 18:23:00 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 21, 2020 19:01:45 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 22, 2020 20:43:30 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 22, 2020 20:45:04 GMT
Tomorrow I might turn it on for a couple minutes
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Post by Melissa on Jul 24, 2020 16:37:24 GMT
I'm going to stay up on New Year's Eve this year. Not to see the New Year in, but to make sure this one leaves.
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Post by Melissa on Jul 24, 2020 17:39:33 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 25, 2020 22:15:24 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 25, 2020 22:16:17 GMT
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Post by Tallpines on Jul 25, 2020 23:22:32 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 26, 2020 22:42:58 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 26, 2020 22:43:40 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 27, 2020 17:54:45 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 27, 2020 23:42:02 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 27, 2020 23:42:56 GMT
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Post by Melissa on Jul 29, 2020 18:15:07 GMT
Think this would work??? lol
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 30, 2020 20:37:44 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Jul 30, 2020 20:38:37 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Aug 1, 2020 12:48:35 GMT
The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?” The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead. “Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.” Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops. Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.” The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. “Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.” The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. “Are you OK?” the auditor asks. “Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.” Don’t mess with old people!
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Post by Rustaholic on Aug 1, 2020 21:37:14 GMT
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (He is 92). We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near us. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. My dad just kept staring at him. The teenager would look and him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response, knowing that he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
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Post by Rustaholic on Aug 2, 2020 21:03:31 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Aug 2, 2020 21:05:15 GMT
I can tell you how I got a new hip. My left hip socket was completely worn out. It is very painful when you have to keep pushing that hip back into the socket. I went up for prayer at our Church and God gave me a wonderful new hip socket. All you need is faith to believe God heals.
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