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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 8, 2022 22:02:26 GMT
What goes zzub-zzub? A bee flying backwards.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 8, 2022 22:03:38 GMT
Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 8, 2022 22:05:01 GMT
What do you call a beehive without bees? An eehive.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 8, 2022 22:06:51 GMT
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A Spelling Bee.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 9, 2022 11:30:39 GMT
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 9, 2022 11:32:05 GMT
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 9, 2022 11:34:13 GMT
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 9, 2022 11:39:16 GMT
Dad: What do you call a fish with an eye missing? Kid: I don'y know Dad: A Fsh.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 0:07:24 GMT
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The Baa-baa shop
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 0:09:42 GMT
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 0:11:54 GMT
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 0:14:07 GMT
Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 0:15:15 GMT
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 0:17:14 GMT
Did you know that Crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But Most just have four.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 22:57:24 GMT
Dad: A kangaroo can jump higher than th Empire State Building. Son: No way Dad: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump at all.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 22:58:38 GMT
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 12, 2022 23:01:56 GMT
Knock knock Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it's Kangaroo
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 14, 2022 0:02:37 GMT
They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 14, 2022 0:05:01 GMT
What is the difference between a seaL AND A SEA LION? an ion!.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 14, 2022 0:06:33 GMT
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A Baboom.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 14, 2022 0:09:13 GMT
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 11:23:47 GMT
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 11:26:05 GMT
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A Stega-snore-us
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 11:27:51 GMT
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 11:29:45 GMT
Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 11:31:41 GMT
Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because it was a lion.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 21:54:46 GMT
How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 21:56:51 GMT
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino? An Eliphino.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 22:00:00 GMT
What's the difference Between an African elephant and an Indian Elephant? About 5000 miles.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 15, 2022 22:01:40 GMT
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are so good at it.
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