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Post by mogal on Nov 16, 2022 2:23:39 GMT
Rustaholic, you brought back memories of my brother, younger by 9 years, who used to tell THE DUMBEST elephant jokes then laugh himself silly if his listener (victim!) didn't also laugh.
How do elephants get into trees? They sit on an acorn and wait.
Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes? So they can hide in cherry trees.
Why do elephants wear yellow tennis shoes? Because their red ones are in the wash.
Get my drift?
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 16, 2022 11:57:17 GMT
Rustaholic, you brought back memories of my brother, younger by 9 years, who used to tell THE DUMBEST elephant jokes then laugh himself silly if his listener (victim!) didn't also laugh. How do elephants get into trees? They sit on an acorn and wait. Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes? So they can hide in cherry trees. Why do elephants wear yellow tennis shoes? Because their red ones are in the wash. Get my drift? Thanks Mogal, You sure did give me a chuckle. Is Mogal because you live in Missouri? My Mom's side of the family came from central Missouri.
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Post by mogal on Nov 16, 2022 13:17:17 GMT
Yes, sir, it is. I sent you a PM with more information. Sounds like you have a sense of humor similar to my little brother's when he was a child Only teasing.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 16, 2022 21:40:46 GMT
What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 16, 2022 21:42:49 GMT
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement..
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 16, 2022 21:45:28 GMT
What do you call an ant that has been banished by her friends? A Socially dissed ant!
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Post by Tallpines on Nov 17, 2022 17:53:56 GMT
Hugh Hefner became a Multi-millionaire Sitting at home in his pajamas.
NOT GETTING THE SAME RESULTS
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 17, 2022 23:27:47 GMT
Dad: You know why crabs never give to charity? Kid: Please don't Dad. Dad: Because they're shellfish.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 17, 2022 23:29:35 GMT
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 17, 2022 23:32:21 GMT
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 17, 2022 23:34:05 GMT
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoo-dini.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 18, 2022 22:03:18 GMT
So, I heard this pun about cows, but it's kinda offensive so I won't say it. I don't want there to be any beef between us.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 18, 2022 22:05:13 GMT
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 18, 2022 22:08:29 GMT
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? No, silly, Cows go "moo!"
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 18, 2022 22:10:20 GMT
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOOdoo.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 19, 2022 22:24:51 GMT
The other day I was listening to a jingle about superglue. It's been stuck in my head ever since.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 19, 2022 22:28:58 GMT
Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? WOW, All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 19, 2022 22:31:12 GMT
I used to be addited to the hokey pokey, but thenI turned myself around.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 21, 2022 13:50:33 GMT
Whatkind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 21, 2022 13:52:17 GMT
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly Wrap
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 21, 2022 13:53:43 GMT
Why was the picture sent to prison? It was Framed.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 21, 2022 13:55:09 GMT
I used to work for an origami company' But they folded.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 21, 2022 13:57:15 GMT
A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play. Luckily , he still made the cast.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 23, 2022 23:10:50 GMT
Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 23, 2022 23:13:46 GMT
In the news, a courtroom artist was arrested today. I'm not surprised, she always seemed sketchy.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 23, 2022 23:16:09 GMT
Son: What is this movie about? Dad: It's about two hours long.
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 23, 2022 23:18:06 GMT
What type of music do balloons hate? Pop Music.
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Post by grannyg on Nov 25, 2022 1:33:03 GMT
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 25, 2022 16:17:32 GMT
Why did the opera singer go sailing? she wanted to hit the high Cs
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Post by Rustaholic on Nov 25, 2022 16:20:45 GMT
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothhpaste.
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